My Darling Child

前几天，我在停车坪的草丛里发现了一只蚱蜢，忙喊来LG捉了它去讨好儿子。家里的一老一小一顿忙乱，但还是没能找到一个合适的罐头，最后只找来两量口杯口对口地搭了个，总算是让这个可怜虫落了户。 h1$fh)kH  
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儿子每天都记着喂草给它吃，也赶巧了，他的英文课刚上到THE GRASSHOPPER AND THE FROG这一课，所以他很清楚THE GRASSHOPPER LIKES NICE GREEN GRASS，不用我去提醒，他自会热情万丈地为它做这做那的。最搞笑的还有他爷爷（儿子管我爸叫爷爷），每天自个儿洗完澡后，他还要十万分小心地捣腾出那只虫——冲凉，理由是，这天太热了！ ui,>*fJv~J  
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但意外终于发生了，在一次例行的＂冲凉＂之后，我和儿子两个吃惊地发现，grasshopper的两条后腿好似断了一截, \
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＂给爷爷洗丢了......＂男孩一阵黯然， ts|
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＂要么我们送它回草坪？总好过死在我们屋里头。＂ :/@goeou  
＂它以后不能跳了，只能爬了。＂伤心的小模样， /~&.
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＂哪里拉，哪里拉？＂爷爷也跑过来细细端详......看爷爷紧张的样子，我熬不牢要笑，赶紧抽身去洗澡.......等我收拾停当出来， MCai0o=R  
“妈妈，你看，grasshopper其实没什么事，只是洗澡洗的腿粘牢了！”我想象得出爷爷松了口气的样子， `c?{   
“哦——，原来是这样的。” f1#72C  
“我就知道，grasshopper最狡猾了，它骗了FROG还来骗我们！”他愤愤然， =-v#tdQZ>]  
看来，这可怜的虫还得在量口杯里蹲上一段时间了，祝我们大家相处愉快吧，Hee hee hee.... 4Z63h1>+  
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PS:“grasshopper最狡猾了，它骗了FROG还来骗我们”这句话的出处 9 o>[  
Storyteller:   The grasshopper lives near the river. ]9A<UUnx  
Grasshopper: Nice green grass. Yummy. How can I get across? Ah, there’s a boat. Aaah! yl),V(anIh  
Frog:   Hi. Z#!lw~3{&  
Grasshopper: Can you teach me to swim? reCf#8m  
Frog:   Swim? .f/7jxD2u  
Grasshopper: Yes, I want to eat the lovely grass over there. Ct2im$G  
Frog:   I can take you across. Hq+%~LQ _>  
Grasshopper: Oh great.Thank you. .Q^eIQJk'  
Frog:   Got you. Ha ha ha ha. bcd/h  
Grasshopper: You’re stuip,frog. bo?6l3=  
Frog:   Stuiped? Me? :l9i[Mq  
Grasshopper:   Look, I’m not very fat. Take me across the river. I can eat the grass over there .Then you can eat a fat grasshopper. }akP .1j  
Frog:   Ha ha ha ha . Good idea. :h'kN!mk  
Storyteller: The frog takes the grasshopper across the river. bn$v2jGQ  
frog: Here we are.Have some grass,Then i will eat you. t]":^4Z  
Grasshopper:   Thank you, Thanks a lot. Hee hee hee hee… OV% ?I1-  
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